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	<title>Politics &#038; Funk</title>
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	<description>A rhapsody of political misdaventure</description>
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		<title>The Ghost Of Napoleon Chills Oregon&#8230;Portland Mayor Sam Adams Longs for Adolescents in Cowboy Hats&#8230;Who is Beau Breedlove and Why Has He Incited Lactose Intolerance?</title>
		<description>"In politics stupidity is not a handicap"

--Napoleon Bonaparte

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He had pushed too hard too fast, and by the winter of 1813 the end was near. Napoleon's attempted invasion of Russia had weakened his army significantly and the Coalition--formed of Russia, Prussia, Austria, Sweden, the UK, Spain ...</description>
		<link>http://politicsandfunk.com/the-ghost-of-naploeon-chills-oregonportland-mayor-sam-adams-longs-for-adolescents-in-cowboy-hatswho-is-beau-breedlove-and-why-has-he-incited-lactose-intolerance/</link>
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		<title>Show Me Your Meat&#8230;Puppets</title>
		<description>On December 26, 2003, Meatpuppets bassist Cris Kirkwood got into an argument with a woman over a parking spot outside of a Phoenix post office.  Kirkwood had been living in drug-induced seclusion in his Phoenix home for years--even refusing to leave his house after both his wife and best friend ...</description>
		<link>http://politicsandfunk.com/show-me-your-meatpuppets/</link>
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		<title>A Strange Wake Up Call Rouses P and F Back into Action&#8230;.Barry O Beats the Drums of War&#8230;.Orgasmic Copy Editing Gone Awry&#8230;..A Vote for Nader is the Only Vote for True Democracy</title>
		<description>“Face to face
And back to back
You see and feel
My sex attack”

 --Billy Idol

When he was 10, Billy Idol joined the Cub Scouts.  He wasn’t Billy Idol then, he was William Michael Albert Broad and he was living a rather unremarkable existence in Goring, England.  He went to school, ...</description>
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		<title>A Presidential Endorsment from Billy Idol</title>
		<description>I am not a writer.

In fact, I hate writers, they are so bloody pompous.


When I meet them, I laugh at them and their wasted talents.  The real poets end up on the cover of Rolling Stone in leather briefs and lipstick, not writing for some fucking rag that no ...</description>
		<link>http://politicsandfunk.com/a-presidential-endorsment-from-billy-idol/</link>
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		<title>Oklahoma State Rep Calls Gays &#8220;Bigger Threat Than Terrorism or Islam&#8221;</title>
		<description>Meet Sally Kern.

Mrs. Kern is a former Oklahoma City social studies teacher and currently represents Oklahoma City in the state legislature.  At a recent Republican club meeting, she unleashed a homophobic tantrum that was captured on tape.

During her tirade, Kern  accused "Gays of infiltrating our city councils," and ...</description>
		<link>http://politicsandfunk.com/oklahoma-state-rep-calls-gays-bigger-threat-than-terrorism-or-islam/</link>
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		<title>Feds Roll Elliot Spitzer (AKA Client #9) in Prostitution Complaint</title>
		<description> "Listen, I'm a fucking steamroller and I'll roll over you and anybody else," New York Governor Elliot Spitzer angrily yelled at New York Assembly Minority Leader James Tedisco (R-Schenectaday) outside the state capitol in early February.  The crusading ex- prosecutor,  known for his ruthless attacks on Wall ...</description>
		<link>http://politicsandfunk.com/feds-roll-elliot-spitzer-aka-client-9-in-prostitution-complaint/</link>
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		<title>The Lowdown on The Super Tuesday Showdown</title>
		<description>7:15 P.M.



"Months ago he was carrying his own suitcase," says Anderson Cooper about John McCain, who has just completed a storybook comeback by officially winning the Republican nomination.  Meanwhile, Senator Obama has won Vermont and is leading in Texas, while Senator Clinton has captured Rhode Island and is ahead ...</description>
		<link>http://politicsandfunk.com/super-tuesday-showdown/</link>
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		<title>Super Tuesday Two: The Finale or Simply Another Act?</title>
		<description>Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.


 --William Shakespeare

Some have called it Super Tuesday Two, others Super Tuesday Showdown. ...</description>
		<link>http://politicsandfunk.com/super-tuesday-two-the-finale-or-simply-another-act/</link>
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		<title>Why Nader Matters</title>
		<description>When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong. The minority are right.

--Eugene Debs

Five times, Eugene Debs ran for president, including once while imprisoned for violating the Espionage Act by criticizing U.S. involvement in World War I.  Five times he ...</description>
		<link>http://politicsandfunk.com/why-nader-matters/</link>
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		<title>Bill O&#8217; Reilly, &#8220;I See No Difference Between Ariana Huffington and the KKK!&#8221;</title>
		<description>In a recent O'Reilly Factor segment, Bill appeared to loose all touch with reality and political taste when he compared liberal blogger Ariana Huffington of the Huffington Post to both the KKK and the Nazis within 15 seconds.  The irony  is that Mr. O' Reilly was attempting to ...</description>
		<link>http://politicsandfunk.com/bill-o-reilly-i-see-no-difference-betwen-ariana-huffington-and-the-kkk/</link>
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