Feb 12 2008
“Hear that Mr. Anderson, that is the Sound of Inevitability.”
One of the most rewarding aspects of watching hour upon hour of electoral primary coverage is that you can switch back and forth between other stations without missing a beat. So, if perhaps you’d like to juxtapose the endearing political commentary of Patrick J. Buchanan with the final scene of the Matrix, well, you totally can, bro!
“My name isn’t Mr. Anderson, it’s Neo,” declares Keanu Reeves, before he saves the day.
Cue some steamy kissing with Trinity, fire up “Wake Up” by Rage Against the Machine, and call it a night.
Yes, Obama has won eight states in a row and taken the delegate lead, and John McCain sealed the deal tonight with three victories of his own, but I’m not really interested in them at the moment.
Instead, I’m wondering which one of these divine creatures make me more inclined to question my own reality.
I think it’s a toss up.